Valentines' Day Incoming. boo.
I'm going to like do this stupid questionnaire thing. A friend sent me this on tumblr and its been a really long while since i've done something like this. This is probably going to be gay as fuck, but i'm going to do it. School and work has been killing me and this would help me turn off a bit. Please don't read this if you know you're going to die reading it. Thanks. I'm still manly as fuck.
P.S: Mother, if you've managed to reach here, please respect my privacy and NOT read this.
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Uhhh. Yes ma'am!
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Yeah totally.
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
more than a year i guess. does ldr count?
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
Yeah. Actually idk if its for someone. more like just changed.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
some good. some bad.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
might have? idk. don't think so though.
7: Have you ever cheated?
Well. Not really. Maybe a bit. (Just a bit) I thought she was cheating.
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
No way. Nope.
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
Hugging. And like being fun and silly with each other.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Both. I used to think that flings are great. until i realized that i get attached to certain things way too easily.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
I suppose if its really necessary. But these breaks won't work out, and eventually it'll be for real.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
lolol
13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Playing too many games, and being oblivious to her sadness. i have AS, damnit. girls are good at hiding.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
18 lol. BUT USE PROTECTION FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. But i don't think it matters. Marriage is good too.
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
Yeah. unless its like a 40-year gap then it doesn't really make sense.
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
Yes and no. Chinese people always say "gan qing shi pei yang de", feelings are developed over time.
17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
very, very unlikely. actually i think falling in love is possible, but not real love lol, unless you meet the other party in person.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
uhh if she is not spontaneous and boring.
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
You'll know it lol. My last breakup - watching some tv show where 2 of the main characters were breaking up and it was pretty sad, but necessary. Felt so strongly about it and checked my bag for my phone. Took out my phone, saw a message. "we need to talk" from her. It was overwhelming. I really wanted out too. I tried to dump her twice, only to get her asking to hold on. Met her, we talked about it, we decided to end things, and it felt great after. Its a giant relief when you know its all over.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Nope.
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Yeah i suppose. But it's hard.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
I used to think not. Until recently when i've seen some interesting things happen. I think its great. I mean everyone starts off as friends right? Unless you date the people you hookup with in clubs or meet in bars. whatever that floats your boat i guess. Friends, you know them better, they know you better. Less mystery, but more connection and love right? Its hard to connect with strangers.
23: How many relationships have you had?
2-3?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
Yeah. I believe in fairy tales.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
Yes. You know what the greatest physicist on earth said? Richard Feynman said, "Physics isn't the most important thing, love is" (or something like that, can't remember the exact quote)
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Hell no.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
i'll make it two: 1. YOUR INSECURITIES WILL KILL YOU. Remove all of them. they're for pussies. 2. Don't play too much games or date girls who play games a lot (not video games). It's bad and you're courting the devil.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
I think its really hard.
29: What do you notice first about another person?
Eyes, lips, hair and energy level*.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
Straight as a razor.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Definitely not. What are words if they're only for good times?
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Nah. I'll never abuse. I've heard stories though from others.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
Yes. Remember the fairy tale thingy i was talking about earlier? My wedding's going to be legendary.
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Well if i marry her, love her dearly and be like 10 years into the marriage. Then i'd have my daughter(s) too if its necessary. LOL. i know it sounds stupid, but i've got a ton of space on my skin. Actually, hell i would do it if we're married. But it seems a little too obsessive, even for me. Want tats though.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
If she really wants to wait for marriage then i'm cool with that.
36: Are you still a virgin?
my mother could be reading this (i'm not even kidding), so yes (or not?)
37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
Both almost as important LOL. i'd think personality actually. I'll die with a pretty girl who has a piece of coal for her heart.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
Yeah kinda. Bonus if with a girl. (NOT GIRLS*)
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Of course. I tend to give single ones though. I think its simpler and just more awesome. Bouquets are also so bulky and awkward to carry around for her. Unless there's carriage or its a special day. I think it makes sense to have variety in quantity for certain occasions, but randomness is valued. Damn, i'm such a scientist.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Valentine as in a date/girlfriend on valentines' day right? Then yes of course.
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
wow if i had to explain here it'll take about 40 screens to cover finish. you cannot imagine what goes on inside my mind lol. There are like rainbows, balloons, chocolates, flash mobs, orchestras, music, jet planes, alpacas, boats, air ships, obama playing the violin and so on. I'll get the money one day. I promise.
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
Uhh i think when i was much younger? Can't remember shit now though. except for the parts where people fight and the dude fakes death and the girl kills herself or something.
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
Both. Depends on who and who if i had to make a choice really.
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
Yes and i've been told.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Yeah.
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
idk. i honestly don't believe this actually works. more like no attraction. i don't care anyway.
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
idk i don't follow. I know one couple though where both the guy and the girl are really derp and are nice people. a bit jelly of their relationship LOL. like low maintenance, yet high levels of companionship. dunno how to explain and don't understand. somebody tell meh how these things work.
48: What’s your favorite love song?
i feel gay-er the moment i see this question. Lucky i guess? (FRIENDS <- SEE)
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I think yes. i feel really bad though. then i fix it with bandages, along with a warm cup of hot beverage and a ton of love.
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
i'm single i guess. kinda. too fat and too busy. Pinder.
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag/bitch or someone who’s poor but a nice girl/guy?
Money shouldn't be a problem for guys.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
I suppose. I helped a few dudes get girlfriends.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
Not jealous lol. more like envious and i feel a little like it would be great to have someone to hug kind of thing. Sometimes a little of the whole "something's missing here" feeling. Fuck all of you who haven't gone through breakups or like separation.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
have never done this before, the whole social media thingy.
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
overly attached sometimes lol.
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
Hmm. no.
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Yes. dafuq.
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
Both. but i'm pretty democratic.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
uhh. tbh i have a really bad memory and i did forget something once. Hell hath no fury like a girl scorn. I've been keeping a notebook ever since.
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
Its like friendship i think. A little more than friendship, a little less than a romantic relationship. its weird.
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
The same. my partner's my family.
62: How do you define “cheating”?
REALLY??
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
lolwut idk. no i think.
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
Kinda. every date feels like a valentines' date to me (unless i'm fucking exhausted, that's another story)
edit: more like i think we can have valentines' date all days of the year whenever we want right? isn't that fun/funny?
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
I think by this point i've had validated the fact that hugging is perhaps the best thing ever.
eh maybe i'll get a date for valentines' day.
Anything can happen. Oh right i have an exam on that day. Fuck me.